How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman
I don’t pretend.
askthedemonkiller asked: Hello
Greetings faithful, citizen. I see that you are the one that returned the jet to the one that lost it…
Anonymous asked: If you could save one of us from a burning building who would you save
For a second I thought you just meant me…
the-whovian16 asked: Delta? Who wins in a battle of Awesomeness? You or Chuck Norris?
Awesomeness well thats easyszdgfbvxc nvcxfzc….I Delta the brony here by decree that Chuck Norris is the awesomeness human alive, and I am not in the corner bleeding.
There are some forces that you do not meddle in…